Just a Girl from the "ville": Before and After....

So not everyone looks fabulous after years of partying and drugs... Lets take Axl Rose for instance.. One of my biggest crushes back when I was from ages 13-16. Boy did I love that maniac!! I had one of those binders that you could slip a poster in the front cover.. Who did I have in mine? You guessed it!!, Axl. I even had a thought cloud coming from his head thinking " I Love Nadine" I was a little obsessed you could say. My Friend and I would sit and watch taped off much music spotlights on G n'R for hours, pausing on the hot parts, drooling over Axl dressing in his infamous tighty whitey "unit" shorts.. I could go on all day.. But then there is the aging process that happens.. I mean.. the guy was close to 30 back then when I was a teen, What else can I expect for him other than to look like a rusty old man when I myself am now close to 30. Then there is that Idea that some people get in their heads, mostly aging hollywooders, to go out and get " something done". Being literal.. I mean plastic surgery. I mean. It didn't work for Michael Jackson, it didn't work for Mickey Rourke, and what about poor old Tara Reid with her deformed stomach and botched boob job. Will people ever get the hint that perhaps bad things happen sometimes in the Plastic Surgery OR? Not everyone can come out and look like Christie Brinkley after a Day at the Botox clinic.

So that leads me to my main reason for writing. Axl's horrible plastic surgery. He was so cute!! What did he do to himself for the love of god!! And those dread locks!! Let me tell you, I do dread the site of him now! I decided to make a little collage of Axl before and after to send to my friend to make her laugh her ass off. I also thought I would throw in a " ME" before and after.. just for fun.. So all you little girls out there who are oohing and ahhhing over today's teen heart throbs such as Chad Micheal Murray.. Remember....... He could look like William H. Macy in 20 years!!!

Axl Before and After.....